Foxy Frown

Bumpwatch News: Go watch someone else’s bump, because Foxy Brown is not pregnant, according to her manager. Her lawyer said otherwise, but then again, his mom wanted him to be a doctor. I say, lucky Foxy. ‘Cause if the hypothetical baby took after her, imagine how it would kick! The confusion arose because Ms. Brown, who is not pregnant, hit a neighbor with a Blackberry, while Halle Berry, who is pregnant, is Black. I see how everyone made this mistake.
Regarding the prospect of a year on Riker’s Island, Ms. Brown said, “I made my bed and I’m willing to lie in it…what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger.” Don’t do the crime if you can’t say the cliches with a straight face.