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Britney Flashes Her Only Award!

Take that Sarah Silverman!!! possibly upset over her VMA performace, or just from being an idiot, britney flashes her pantyless crotch yet again. Well, I guess she’s merely giving the crowd what they want.
following a dismal performance of Spears’ new single, “Gimme More,” a source tells Us that Spears was spotted “crying badly […]

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Not So Sly Foxy

Yesterday, Judge Melissa Jackson (”Your Honor” if you’re nasty) told violent vixen Foxy Brown to go directly to jail, do not collect 2 Benjamins, for a parole violation. Ms. Brown violated her parole and a neighbor by assaulting that person with a BlackBerry. Makes Russell Crowe look hopelessly old-fashioned for using a land-line. Naomi Campbell, too: a cell? Please, that’s […]

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Christina Ricci – Yes, That’s My Nipple. Got a Problem?

Even the Human Torch, A.K.A. Chris Evan tuxedo jacket couldn’t foil Christina Ricci’s nipple from rearing it’s ugly head. Why do women even wear strapless dresses? Does anyone ever learn their lesson and at least use double-sided tape? Who’s dressing these people? Themselves?

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Jenny From The Block ( Looks Like a Sweat Sock)

She’s just Jenny from the block…she looks like a phucking cleaning lady!!! Sure people can have their bad days and look like shit … but don’t act as if your shit don’t stink.

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Fergie Hides Her Face, Shows Her Holy Place

Not that there’s anything sexy going on here… I could swear she’s wearing my older brother’s hockey Cooperalls Gosh, can’t you at least where womens underwear instead of those ratty grandma panties?

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High School Hijinks!

So here’s some news you might or might not find interesting. Supposedly there is a picture of Vanessa Hudgens nude, and I mean completely naked that is making its way around the net. I’ve seen the picture on www.speedmonkey.net and I wasn’t going to post it, because I wasn’t sure if it was really her […]

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Britney Spears Spreads Her Legs At Vegas Hotspot

This picture was taken by Billy Hollywood at the LAX Club opening in Las Vegas. And no, the guy behind the curtain with the disgusted look on his face is not Billy Hollywood. That’s just some guy who’s . . . well, disgusted. Dude, I don’t even sit with my legs open that wide. Maybe […]

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Strike a Pose Owen!

Even after attempted suicide Owen Wilson still knows how to look cool. Here he is after leaving the hosipital, flexing for the camera and wearing the awesome shades. Owen, you sure know how to pull off almost killing yourself look cool!

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Putting “The Kid” in Kidman

Nicole Kidman reveals to Vanity Fair what she really wants:
“I’m yearning to have (a child). I think I would be very sad if I wasn’t able to have a baby. Keith knows I want one, and he has been getting there slowly.”
Keith, get there already! Enough is enough with the foreplay. […]

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“The Body” Is Back!

Elle MacPherson bikini pictures never go out of style! I hesitate to call her a “former” Supermodel, because she is looking rather incredible in her bikini down under in Australia. I mean really awesome, if you consider that Elle is 42 years old! When’s the last time you saw a 43-year-old woman who looked that […]

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Ashton Is Comfortable. . .In Capris

Here’s Ashton Kutcher wearing Capri pants and a shirt with a shiny hummingbird on it. How cute. Everybody in Hollywood knows that since becoming Mr. Demi Moore, Ashton has had a hard time getting work. Maybe he’s going in a new direction . . . I never thought of him as a metrosexual, but it […]

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Hawaii Musical Madness

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, the stars of High School Musical 1 and 2, are in Hawaii this weekend. Now, for the majority of you who read this, you might not be too excited to see these two together in skimpy little outifts. But if your a 16 year old kid from New Zealand like […]

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Lil’ Kim Back In Hot Water

Reason # 1 we should put Lil’ Kim back in jail is not because of her stupid name, but because she thinks we’re stupid! Lil’ Kim thinks if she weren’t a famous celebrity that the police would have just overlooked the fact that she isn’t licensed to drive. She was pulled over for not […]

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J-Lo Pregnant?

It’s a slow day, so I will devote some time to the couple that owns the distinguished acclaim of making the absolute worst movie this year, “El Cantante”. Rumblings abound surrounding J-Lo and skeletor concerning a possible pregnancy.
According to “LA insiders” Lopez is set to announce her pregnancy any day now. I’ll have […]

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Keeping Up With The Pratts

Jason Wahler, of Laguna Beach fame, has proposed to his girlfriend of 6 months, ie. 5 years in MTV time, Katja Decker-Sadowski. Despite the expensive strung out party lifestyle, lawyers bills for their thwarted attempt to keep him out of jail because of said lifestyle and designer clothes to outfit this lifestyle, Mr. […]

Britney Flashes Her Only Award!

Take that Sarah Silverman!!! possibly upset over her VMA performace, or just from being an idiot, britney flashes her pantyless crotch yet again. Well, I guess she’s merely giving the crowd what they want.

following a dismal performance of Spears’ new single, “Gimme More,” a source tells Us that Spears was spotted “crying badly [backstage]. She’s devastated. She was really nervous and knows she screwed up.”

I See London, I See France . . .

 

Not that there’s anything sexy going on here… I could swear she’s wearing my older brother’s hockey Cooperalls Gosh, can’t you at least where womens underwear?

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Lindsay and Paris . . .A Tribute.

While one is showing hers off, the other is getting hers gropped by a waiter. And who says being a waiter is a lousy job. I mean you get to pick up the very plate that Lindsay ate off of…just make sure to wear rubber gloves.

Here are some pics of Lindsay leaving Orso Restaurant…and in one of them, ‘Luigi’ the waiter brushes his hands against her boob. I bet he thought to himself…I’ve seen them naked in pictures before…now let’s see what all the fuss is about.

And of course we some more pics or the original Celebutard herself, Paris Hilton and her push up bra. Is there anyone in the world who loves themself more, and is there anyone in the world with less of a reason to love themself more?

This Just in: Kid Rock blah blah blah . . .

 

Does anybody care? Kid Rock filed a lawsuit against some woman he invited back to his house. She apparently was acting improperly (How do you act improperly around a rock star? Try and flush a chair down the toilet?) The woman who claimed he threw her into a snowbank — is being slapped with a lawsuit.  Rock’s attorneys filed against Kelly Ann Kozlowski, the woman who last week accused Kid of assaulting her. The musician is seeking undisclosed monetary damages for invasion of privacy, defamation, and for trespassing the Rock residence.

In a police report, Kozlowski had claimed that Kid (whose real name is Robert Ritchie) grabbed her by the neck and threw her into a snowbank, charges that Rock denied — and that were ultimately unsubstantiated. According to the Rock lawsuit, after meeting the rap-rocker at a local bar, Kozlowski and her boyfriend tagged along to listen to some tracks Rock had recently recorded, but “began placing drinks on [Rock's] recording equipment and was otherwise acting improperly.”

This inappropriate behavior got Kozlowski kicked out of Chateau Kid, but not before she threatened to “sue him, or words to that effect.” So basically he F@#$* up and now he has to hide behind his lawyers.

Lohan Finds Religion?

NOOOOOOO! We want the old train wreck! we want the one who wakes up in her own vomit beside the male nurse at “Promises” rehab center. ( I just had a horrible visual of having Coyote arm beside that pasty party girl.) we don’t want you to clean up your act! Apparently the driving-challenged actress left The Ivy yesterday with a few friends. When she got into her black Mercedes convertible, photogs snapped this shot of with a book sitting on her center console, titled, “God’s Promises for Your Every Need.”

Amazon.com describes the book by saying, “No matter what your situation, God has a promise for you!” Maybe His promise to Lindsay should be a head’s up next time she’s about to run over a cameraman. A little help, big guy!

Anna Nicole Smith’s autopsy results . . .

Anna’s Drug Laundry List

Anna Nicole Smith’s psychiatrist/BFF ordered a virtual pharmacy of drugs for Anna — five days after Daniel died, according to Fox 411.

The website published a letter written to Dr. Sandeep Kapoor, the doc who prescribed methadone to Smith when she was eight months pregnant. It was written by Khristine Eroshevich, the shrink who was with Anna in the Bahamas.

The fax asks Dr. Kapoor to prescribe the drugs for M. Chase — Kapoor had prescribed methadone for Anna under the assumed name of Michelle Chase.

The drugs included four bottles of Dilaudid, 2 bottles of Lorazepam (Ativan), two bottles of Soma (180 tablets), one bottle of Dalmane, one bottle of Prexige and one bottle of methadone (300 tablets).

Antonella Barba ca$he$ in!

Antonella Barba has reinvented her image — on MySpace. The recent “Idol” castaway has moved her page into the MySpace “Music” category, removed a picture of herself flipping the bird, and has changed her MySpace quote/display name.

“I Just Look Like Her” used to be her display name (still trying to convince the world that she only looked like the girl in the racy net pics), and the accompanying quote used to read, “keep talking, you’re making me famous.” Now her name is just plain ol’ Antonella Barba, and the quote is, “I’ll have the last laugh.” Well, the attitude is still there.

So what can you find on her music page? A downloadable version of her a capella audition song, “Free.” Perhaps the one and only time she sounded halfway listenable. Her horrendous rendition of Aerosmith’s “I Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” is also featured for the brave of ear, but you may want to miss it. Like Paula, TMZ will try to focus on her strong points. Um, well, well … she really is a beautiful girl.

Oscar Circle Jerk live from Hollywood!

I’m not sure if next year, the Academy Awards should be on Comedy Central or Cinemax. It’s either the biggest comedy show, or the biggest circle jerk. We’ve already had the Golden Globes, so let’s go with biggest comedy fest.

To listen to some sperm basting, lesbo singer talk about the fragility of the earth makes me puke in my mouth. Melissa, if you were so concerned about the Planet, why didn’t you adopt a child and save a life, rather than going through the extenuating means to have your own ‘blue eyed’, over consuming, spoiled baby?

To listen to actors go on and on about Global Warming is a complete joke. I have a 20$ a week gas budget and live in a shoe box with 6 electric outlets and I have to listen to these pricks whose homes and the land on which they sit can hold the population of several small villages in West Africa? Self indulgent pricks. Driving big SUV’s, sprinklers running rivers of water just to keep your lush lawn greener than your neighbors and your rose bushes smelling as floral as your own shit. Jumping in your private jets, killing off animals for your fur coats…and exactly how much food will be wasted at the after parties?

So before you put the burden on the TV Dinner eating, penny pinching, gas price watching blue collar consumer, clean off all the blow on that mirror you are always looking in and have a good look at yourself.

An Inconvenient Truth Is Right… how inconvenient it would be if all the soap box preaching celebs suddenly had to do without their massive entourage, their private jets and their huge mansions. John Travolta, in one hour, probably wastes more oil and gas flying his big faggy airplanes than I do in half a year on my car.

Carmen Electra hits the road

Video Update:

Watch Carmen Electra fall on her ass.

Carmen Electra falls on the runway

Carmen was at the Max Factor Fashion Show, doing as “models” do, but as you can see, she had some difficulty with the whole complicated process. She also managed to take down fellow “model” Alison Sweeney, making for a nice little catwalk pile-up.

Lindsay Lohan hits paparazzi with car . . .

According to Page Six, Lindsay Lohan was once again surrounded by paparazzi on Monday in New York city, but when she tried to drive away, she actually hit one of the photgraphers with her car, sending him to the hospital, albeit with minor injuries.

Lindsay, 20, had her brush with the law and photographers at Hotel Gansevoort on Ninth Avenue and West 13th Street.

She told cops she was driving friends in her mom’s 2004 BMW when they pulled up to the hotel at about 3 a.m. to dodge pursuing paparazzi, who then swarmed her in the valet lane.

One shutterbug, identified as Giovanni Arnold, even jumped on the hood of Lohan’s BMW, the actress told police. Arnold’s employer, INF Photo, had a radically different take on the confrontation.

INF claims that Arnold was standing in front of Lohan’s BMW when the Mean Girl flipped it into reverse and then drive, knocking him down. The photographer ended up at St. Vincent’s Hospital, where he was treated for minor injuries.

“She got out of the car to look at Giovanni on the ground as she’s talking to a cop, and then she’s allowed to leave,” said Dawn Leikness, INF sales director.

“The other photographers there threw a fit that she was allowed to leave. The cops then asked her friends to call her to come back, and she came back.”

NYPD detectives were still probing the incident but seemed to believe Lohan, sources said.